Archive for August, 2010
Don’t get too hyped over November
Right now, the polls are favoring Republicans in a way never before seen. Talk of gaining as many as hundred seats in the House and re-taking a Senate that had been one vote short of a filibuster-proof Democratic majority is, for the first time, seeming rather realistic. Even many Democrats will quietly and/or anonymously admit that they’ve already accepted substantial losses. The only question that remains is how big they will be.
Goodbye.
While it goes without saying that no chickens should be counted before they hatch, I would argue that the same would still hold true afterward. Even if all that conservatives hope for comes true on election night, and the GOP takes back Congress in stunning fashion and begins a Tea Party Caucus, we should not presume that this will immediately usher in the reversal of all Obama, Pelosi and Reid have rammed down America’s throat. In fact, we will still be moving in that same Marxist direction.
Beck hits the target, but not on civil rights
The Restoring Honor rally this past Saturday was a success, and the exhaustion toll was not lost on Glenn Beck. Any regular Beck listener is aware that sometimes the man gets a little overwhelmed, and often has a slip or two that can be clipped and replayed for any opposition goons’ delight. Rush Limbaugh is a frequent fatality of such sound byte tactics. There’s also the “gotcha” moment, where a question is posed that can be answered with some greased maneuvering if executed with precision. But Beck seems to have missed that Interview 101 memo and found himself floundering for Chris Wallace of Fox News.
Success.
That’s right, he got whupped on the home front.
I love Chris Wallace. He’s by far my favorite journalist (for my political awareness lifetime anyhow), and it’s not because he’s a Fox guy. He will actually ask the hard questions, and no one gets a pass. Yes, other journalists do this at times, but Wallace never misses a beat. I’ve cringed many a time while watching him do away with the fluff and get down to the grit while remaining tactful and professional.
What in the world am I talking about? I’ll get to that.
Roger Clemens is a jerk, but it’s hard to get upset with anyone for ‘lying to Congress’
I have little use for Roger Clemens. It’s bad enough that he pitched for the Yankees and Red Sox, and tormented the Tigers in the process. If he also used performance-enhancing drugs, then as far as I’m concerned he can attempt to do what Dick Cheney told Patrick Leahy to do.
But about this whole business of indicting him for “lying to Congress”: OK, I guess that’s a serious, serious crime because Congress is big and important and official and more highly esteemed than even the commissioner of baseball or something. So that’s why lying to Congress is right up there with failing to pay Social Security taxes on your nanny. It’s the kind of evil that sends chills down the spine!

Con a con man.
Or so the honorables would have us believe.
The first person I personally remember getting in trouble for lying to Congress was Oliver North, who had sold weapons to Iran behind Congress’s back and diverted the money into the hands of the anti-communist Contra rebels in Nicaragua. This was in 1987, and the Democratic majority in those days was not unlike the one we have today, particularly in its disdain for any effort America might make on behalf of freedom around the globe.
The arms-to-Iran part I did not like. The money-to-the-Contras part was freaking awesome. And it was that second part that bothered the luminaries who dragged Ollie up to Capitol Hill, not so much because they gave a rip about him, but because they were hoping this was their chance to bring down the presidency of Ronald Reagan. When Ollie made them look like utter fools in his nationally televised testimony (this was before everything that ever happens anywhere was nationally televised; it was kind of a big deal), they retaliated by charging him with “lying to Congress.”
‘Courageousness’ and the crazed columnist
OK, it’s time for me to rush (no, not Rush) back to the defense of the poor, abused English language once again.
My friends, last week I actually heard a White House spokesman (no, I don’t remember which one) stand before the press on TV and praise the “courageousness” of our servicemen and women.
“Courageousness.”
I kid thee not.
When I was growing up, we used to have a perfectly good word for the quality the O-flack was hailing. We called it “courage.”
But then, “courageousness” falls neatly into the long list of made-up words I hear all the time.
Like “graciousness.” Which we used to call “grace.”
Hey Rush, Hannity: Stop bashing federal employees
As a retired federal government employee, I’m offended when I hear Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and a host of other conservative talk show hosts bash all levels of government employees. It seems the all-time favorite government employee to bash works for the Department of Motor Vehicles.
According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, federal government employees in 2008 earn an average of $67,691 compared to $60,046 in the private sector. This doesn’t count the benefits all federal government employees enjoy.

Who do you think made this happen?
Not all federal government employees make as much as their private sector counterparts, but many do. For example, a registered nurse working for the Veterans Administration might make $74,460 compared to a nurse at a private hospital making $63,780. However, a federal government optometrist makes about $61,530 compared to an optometrist working in the private sectors who makes $106,665 salary.
What people like Limbaugh and Hannity probably don’t realize is that there are downsides to working for the federal government. Employees face severe restrictions and sanctions on many things everyone in the private sector take for granted. Congress alone determines federal employee salaries and benefits, not the marketplace. Employee organizations lobby Congress, but it’s unlawful for employees to strike if they don’t get what they want.
CEO is not in Obama’s DNA
While House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) urged President Obama last Tuesday to fire his economic team, a real CEO would have made that move months ago. A real CEO would have also developed and implemented a new strategy to stimulate the economy as soon as it became apparent that the old one was not working.
Even worse, the administration is in denial about the fact that its economic policies are not working. This is evidenced by Vice President Joe Biden’s spin tour trying to convince people that their policies are working using concocted measurements such as “jobs saved”, and the latest addition to their spin vocabulary – “lives touched”.

Meet the new boss.
I am one of many writers who warned that we could not spend our way to prosperity, but the administration and the Democrat-controlled Congress passed the $862 billion non-stimulus bill anyway. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi called on members of Congress back during the August congressional recess to spend another $26 billion to help save some more union jobs.
President Obama is now floating the idea of spending another $30 billion to stimulate community bank lending to small businesses. Add this idea to the growing list of poorly executed and ineffective pop-tart programs such as cash for clunkers, cash for caulkers, cash for air (air conditioning system upgrade), and the Home Affordable Modification Program, and it’s no wonder the administration is making up new words to avoid talking about their failed programs and policies.
Time to rake
Beck’s big blowout: Seriously, you people have a problem with restoring honor?
The Restoring Honor rally that took place in Washington D.C. today was, by all accounts, a smashing success. While the “official” head count hovers at around half a million people, some mainstream media outlets are reporting the numbers in the “tens of thousands”.
Wellllllllll, technically that’s not wrong because one can multiply “tens of thousands” enough times to get to half a million, but it is misleading. But then, what else is to be expected? It seems so many in the media these days have a tendency to significantly downplay the numbers for any events that revolve around anything remotely patriotic or, as they like to say, “right wing”.

Huge.
Perhaps reporting the turnout as “hundreds of thousands” might have been a schoch more appropriate, but hey… maybe I’m just being nitpicky here.
The venom-mill has been churning in regard to this event for weeks now, but it’s been in overdrive today, and Glenn Beck and those who turned out for the rally are being mocked. No real surprise there. Personally, I think anyone who can find anything to mock in the sentiment of restoring honor to our country and its leaders must be one sad sack of a person.
2010 Audi R8 sports V-10 engine, creates instant happiness
WRITER’S NOTE: I would like to dedicate this column to Paul Fausett of Kokomo, Ind. That road trip to Indy included a stop in Kokomo to celebrate my brother-in-law’s birthday. Everyone got a kick out of the car, and it was the last time we were all able to be together before his father, Paul, passed away on August 4, 2010. It was a great moment, and the car played a role. This one’s for you Paul (and Peggy and Karen and Rick) …
“Whoa! Is that the Iron Man car?”
I help teach young kids how to run, and when I pulled up to practice during the test week in the 2010 Audi R8, that was the first question they asked. Even at their tender age they knew this car was something special.
And they didn’t even know anything about the 525-horsepower, V-10 engine under the hood … or in the trunk as the case may be.
I don’t even know where to begin with this review other than to echo my young friends: Whoa!
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Stunner! Police raid ‘medical marijuana’ dispensaries because the boneheads are breaking the law
Gosh, who saw this coming? Oh yeah, just about everyone who had any brain cells left – and a lot of people who don’t, since this is what the latter crowd were planning all along.
Michigan police yesterday conducted a series of raids on “medical marijuana dispensaries,” charging operators with failing to follow the law in their operations. Among the charges were that re-sales were taking place right on the premises. In other words, dude gets his state exemption card from his doctor, goes and buys his stash, then turns around and sells some of it to his party friends.
Welcome to the pharmacy.
I am shocked – shocked! - that stoners are taking advantage of the loving, compassionate medical marijuana law to get their hands on weed for partying purposes. This is a most unforeseen development!
My ass it is.
Give Michigan some credit. At least the people who wrote the law recognized the potential – er, better make that the certainty – that it would be abused by people who just wanted to party with the pot. So Michigan’s law is considerably more restrictive than those in other states.
New York Times scandalized as NYPD is trained on Muslim-perpetrated violence
Detroit boldly choosing to crackdown on the innocent
South Carolina stopped Romney. For now
Cartoon: Down and out
In which I praise Mitt (but explain why I won’t vote for him)
Bernero the gambler sells Main Street for a shot at the slots
We were supposed to get more disclosure after the Citizens United ruling. We haven't.
I guess I'll need to explain to some people *cough* the media *cough* what it means that I endorsed We the People
Fantastic: Obama would like to replicate Detroit’s foibles elsewhere
Memo to Snyder: Don’t stop the radical reforms now!







