Posts Tagged ‘Virginia’

Bob Maistros

I can’t believe this. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.

Creigh Deeds. Geesh. The Washington Post hands him “macaca” on steroids with that Bob McDonnell treatise story. The “quad-fecta”: McDonnell alienates gays, women in the workforce, every female in Virginia on contraceptives and every couple shacking up from Norfolk to Fairfax.

Thanks for nothing.

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Bob Franken

Those who know me are aware I’ve always wanted to do the TV live shot where the anchor says “Now for a report on what this all means, here is Bob Franken. Bob, what does it all mean?”

To which I reply “Nothing, absolutely nothing.”

Well the Tuesday off-year elections probably did mean something…actually somethings.

What do you mean I didn't win?

First of all, it means that those of us who think we have a clue would have new material to misinterpret in our columns and live shots.